法簽大作戰

我作夢也沒想到，只不過去唸個語言學校，弄一張學生簽證這麼難。

自從我在一月中終於催收(打國際電話去跟法國人繞英文)到了不知道是忘了寄還是寄到亞利安星球的語言學校預註冊證明後，我就老神在在的以為天下太平了。

千萬不要忘記，凡事必有意外。

我某天心血來潮打電話去法國在台協會簽證組問狀況，大致說明了一下我的現況，沒想到竟然發生意外。由於我只先買了12週的課程，想說能不能混到一張半年的學生簽證，結果電話那頭傳來的回音是，12週是84天，你可以辦90天的簽證就好了。

不會吧，那我不是只有六天可以去走走晃晃？老天爺啊，每天都窩在一個城巿裡，這可不是我去法國的本意啊！不行不行，我可不是用小叮噹的任意門去法國，我的行李也不是簡單到只有一個亡命天涯小包包那樣隨時可以走人，哪有不留點時間緩衝的道理呢？

不得已，馬上上網再買個二週的課程，外加發了封mail去語言學校說明狀況，可憐兮兮地訴說我的簽證問題，又提醒他們我這個冤大頭又砸錢下去，請他們再寄一張預註冊證明給我，隔了個晚上，我就收到回信了，還有Fax 跟inscription已寄出的的消息。

Well done，真是有錢好辦事。

上網爬了爬文看看辦個學生簽證要準備什麼資料。

不查還好，一面查一面冒冷汗。

這些是要去拿學位的人該準備的吧？我只不過去唸個語言學校而已，有需要準備這麼多東西嗎？

1. 長期簽證表格一份 (這是當然的)
2. 2吋近照一張 (必備嘛，我有)
3. 效期六個月以上之護照正本 ( 六個月？六年都有哩，小意思小意思)
4. 身份證影本一份 (我印了一堆了，還掃成TIF檔以便隨時印)
5. 英文或法文履歷表一份 ( 這....要幹嘛? 好，我寫... )
6. 註冊證明(或預註冊證明)正影本一份 ( 這等信寄來就有了，沒問題 )
7. 財力證明 - 4300 Euro 的匯票一張 或 法國的財力保證人
這， 20 萬我是有啦，可是我不過去唸個語言學校幹嘛買這麼多啊？我是有去銀行申請了一張存款證明，不知道能不能用??
8. 最高學歷英文或法文影本 - 英文畢業證書？現在學校還有活人嗎？難道我要殺去新竹辦再上來嗎？等等，到這我又要抱怨一次了，我不過去唸個法文，我是高中或大學或研究所畢業有差嗎？就算我只有國小畢業也沒關係吧，有人說國小畢業不能學法文嗎？真是的...
9. 英文或法文學習動機信 - 唉，又要寫作文了...

總之今天晚上掰完了履歷跟動機信，順便偽造了一下畢業證書....-.-
罪證皆列於下

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C.V.

Tu Yueh Heng

2005/2/3

Experience
Vice Prisident, Wind Band Club of National Tsing Hua University, 1995

One of the founder of Networking Group of Student Association of the Electrical Engineering Department, National Tsing Hua University, 1995~ 1996

Engineer, SerComm corporation, 2000 ~ 2004

Senior Engineer, SerComm corporation, 2004 ~ 2005

Education
Master of information management, 2000.
National Chiao Tung University, HsinChu, Taiwan.

Bachelor of Electrical Engineering , 1998
National Tsing Hua University, HsinChu, Taiwan

Languages
Mandarin and English

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Letter of Motivation.

I brought myself into contact with French when I was a junior in the university, I took lesson in French for two semesters. Then I didn't continue my learning until I received my master degree and started to work in Taipei. I tried to pick it up again after my working hours, so I went to the French Center of National Normal University and took classes there. After more than one and a half year, I decided to quit from the class. I made that decision because of the character of my work is project-oriented, which makes me can't spend very much time in my French learning during some periods of the project, and I've to skip the classes from time to time so that I can't catch up with the class at last. At that time, I understood that the fastest and simplest way to learn French is to put myself in France and spare all my time for it.

I always think that learning a language is useful nowadays, and it's also full of fun when I can read some French articles or understand the French movies without seeing those erroneous translation of the subtitle. Also I don't like to give up something that I have spent many efforts on. That's why I start to make the plan to go to France and deposit the fund to accomplish this plan and I target the time in this year.

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National Chiao Tung University

This certifies that

TU YUEH HENG

born on July 29, 1975, has completed the required course of study and is therefore awarded
the degree of

MASTER OF INFORMATION MANAGEMANT

In testimony of this act,
we've written below this authorized signature in June, 2000 A.D,
and in 89 year of the Republic of China.

SIGNATURE
Professor Chang Jun-Yen
President of National ChiaoTung University